Meet Zero Cool

Welcome to the team page of Zero Cool, the world's most infamous group of hacks. We specialize in making things slightly less secure, moderately more confusing, and generally more interesting.

Meet the team members, who are all experts in their field of hacking, but not really good at it. Our Mission is to bring chaos and disorder to the digital world, one poorly secured password at a time.

We're not just any ordinary hacking crew. We're Zero Cool.

Awards and Recognition

Meet the Hacks

Meet the team of misfits that make up Zero Cool.

Malevolent Midge, our resident expert in all things malicious. Binary Bob, who can recite the entirety of the ASCII table from memory. Zero Cool Zoe, our team's resident zero-day expert.

Awards and Recognition

We've been recognized by the International Association of Hackers for our outstanding contributions to the field of digital mayhem.

Best Hacking Prank Call Ever Made Best Use of a Bicentennial Bread Bowl as a Stealth Tool