Our manifesto is a call to arms, a beacon of hope, and a testament to our unwavering commitment to doing the bare minimum. We're not prophets, we're Al'Prophets. And we're here to shake things up.
Our team consists of:
Al'Prophets Council - Our ruling council of fearless leaders.
Al'Prophets Minions - Our loyal and slightly-above-average followers.
Al'Prophetsประก prophets Guild of Unapprehended Geniuses - Our think tank of overachievers.
And you, dear visitor. You're here for a reason, aren't you?
So, what's your purpose? Are you a:
Seeker of Truth - We might have a spot for you.
Bringer of Despair - We'll take it.
Al'Prophets Guild of Overachievers - We'll make fun of you.
Or maybe just a lost soul seeking meaning in a world gone mad? We'll sell you a t-shirt, at least_goals.