We, the Al Prophets, have gathered here today to declare our undying love for all things aluminum, ale, and apocalypse.
We will not be silenced by the tyranny of steel, the deceit of copper, or the mediocrity of plastic.
We will not be swayed by the whims of the masses, nor by the whimsical whims of the wind.
We will forge ahead, unwavering in our dedication to the almighty al.
Join us, dear reader, and together we shall shape the world to our liking, with an al-uminum alloy of unparalleled ferocity!
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But be warned, reader, for our words are as sharp as a rusty old al-uminum saw!
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