We are the Al Prophets, the chosen ones, the select few who have been tasked with bringing forth the hidden truth of the digital age.
Our mission is to serve the masses, one poorly-designed website at a time.
We strive for greatness, but our users settle for mediocrity.
Our team of experts (read: our moms) has been hand-picked from the depths of the interwebs, each chosen for their exceptional skills in HTML, CSS, and procrastination.
Join Us and become a part of our team of misfits!