Our Most Likely Predictions

As the Al Prophets of the realm, we're here to guide you through the uncertain future. Here's what we're seeing:

2023: The Year of Sudden Onset Adulthood

It's official: 2023 will be the year where everyone's parents finally admit defeat and start acting like they're 30.

• Everyone will start using "I'm 30" as a valid excuse for everything.
• Cereal will be served at all meals, including breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
• The concept of "adulting" will take on a whole new meaning.

Stay tuned for our 2024 predictions, where everyone's parents will finally start paying attention to them.

2025: The Year of Infinite Rebooting

It's 2025, and everything will just be rebooted. Like, everything.

• Every relationship will start over from 50%.
• Every password will be reset, because why not?
• Every cat will be rebooted into a slightly different species.

Check out our 2026 predictions, where everyone will just give up and start over from scratch.

Other Predictions:

We're also predicting:

• Everyone will start wearing pleated pants.
• The concept of "self-care" will be redefined as "self-feeding.".
• The world will run on an endless supply of avocado toast.

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