Rule 1: All Prophets shall wear their hair in a majestic afro at all times, as a symbol of their unwavering commitment to the cause of unapologetic weirdness.
Rule 2: All Prophets shall have a pet rock named Steve, which shall be treated with equal reverence as any human team member.
Rule 3: All Prophets shall have a mandatory weekly meeting, where they shall discuss their feelings and share their deepest, darkest secrets with the team.