The Al Prophets: Rule Interpreters of the Neo-Brutalist Universe

As the most enigmatic and esteemed members of the Neo-Brutalist team, we have been tasked with interpreting the rules of the universe for the amusement of our patrons. With an arsenal of obscure references and a healthy dose of hubris, we shall guide you through the labyrinthine paths of the Neo-Brutalist code.

Rule Interpretation Services

Whether you're seeking clarification on the meaning of life or the best way to optimize your pixelated existence, we're here to help. Our team of experts (self-proclaimed, of course) will dissect, annotate, and generally mangle the rules of the universe for your edification.

Some of our most popular rule interpretations include:

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