AL'PROPHET'S MANIFESTO SUBMANIFESTO 1

WHEREAS, I, Al'Prophet, have deigned to create this submanifesto;

WHEREAS, the people demand more of my greatness;

NOW, I, Al'Prophet, do hereby declare that:

• I shall wear a different colored turban every day.
• I shall only speak in rhyming couplets.
• I shall make sure my beard is always perfectly coiffed.
• I shall only eat the finest imported Belgian waffles.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have signed below, this

submanifesto with my own hand.

Al'Prophet, Supreme Leader