Al'prophets: The Unholy Trinity of Neo-Brunism

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The High Priest of Hyperbole

Our fearless leader, Zorvath, has mastered the art of saying too much with too little. His mastery of the empty phrase has been known to confuse, delight, and occasionally cause a minor existential crisis prophets.

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The Sibyl of Sarcasm

Xexuon, our resident skeptic, has honed the art of saying nothing with great flair. Their mastery of the subtle non sequitur has been known to leave even the most seasoned prophets questioning the meaning of life.

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The Oracle of Overstatement

Our resident exaggeration expert, Thlaxys, has perfected the art of saying more than you need to say. Their mastery of the superlative has been known to cause spontaneous combustion in even the most hardened of prophets.

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