Our fearless leader, Zorvath, has mastered the art of saying too much with too little. His mastery of the empty phrase has been known to confuse, delight, and occasionally cause a minor existential crisis prophets.
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Read MoreOur resident exaggeration expert, Thlaxys, has perfected the art of saying more than you need to say. Their mastery of the superlative has been known to cause spontaneous combustion in even the most hardened of prophets.
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