Alice, 1985: The Year of Unapologetic Whimsy
Welcome to our beloved team's 1985 retrospective, where the lines between reality and fantasy blurred like a VHS tape worn out from a thousand looped viewings. I'm Alice, the lead designer and self-proclaimed "Queen of Whimsy."
Notable Achievements:
- Designed the first-ever "I Can Be Your Hero" t-shirt, which sold out in under 5 minutes at the local mall.
- Became the first person to eat an entire jar of wasabi in one sitting. (It was a dare, don't ask.)
- Won the office pool table championship for three consecutive years with my signature "fluke" shot.
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