Alice's 2020 Year in Review: Where Did I Put My Keys?

It's that time of the year again where I have to pretend to care about the past.

I'm not really sure what I did in 2020, but it's a miracle I didn't get lost in my own apartment.

Me

Chief Everything Officer, 2020

I'm not really sure what I did, but I'm pretty sure I wore a lot of socks.

Successes Failures

It was a real challenge keeping me caffeinated this year.

I'm pretty sure I used it to make a mean cappuccino.

The Coffee Machine

They're still on the phone with me about 2019.

I'm pretty sure I'm still paying for it.

The Therapist