Welcome to the lair of the most anti-talented artists in the land! We're not just any artists, we're the anti-ones. You know, the ones who refuse to be creative.
We believe in the importance of doing the bare minimum. We believe that art should be a chore, not a passion project. We believe that a 4-hour workday is plenty of time to create something truly mediocre.
We start with a blank page, stare at it for hours, and eventually, we'll probably just copy-paste something we found on the internet.
Email Alice, our fearless leader