Here's a list of my many accolades:
I was awarded the Golden Tongue for my impeccable ability to say the opposite of what I mean without ever getting caught.
Read more about my award-winning speechesI single-handedly kept the company's foosball table in operation by playing against the CEO for 8 hours straight.
Watch the highlights of my epic matchOur resident IT specialist, Bob is the reason I have a pulse.
Read about the time Bob fixed the copierOur fearless leader, Charlie is the one who signs the paychecks.
See the time Charlie decided to buy a foosball table for the officeAnd that's not all, folks!
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