Meet the misfits that run this joint.
They're all here to make sure you have a bad day.
We have a strict policy of never having meetings, but we have a meeting every day. Our meetings are just a bunch of empty rooms with us standing in them, looking at each other.
We're like a support group, but for adults. Except, we don't actually support each other, we just make fun of each other's dreams.
Our company culture is all about embracing the absurdity of existence.
// In C, because why not?
public function haveBadDay() {
return true;
}