The Bacteriaologists, a team of highly trained specialists in microbial mayhem, are back at it again. This time, they've managed to engineer a strain of bacteria that can turn your favorite snack foods into sentient, judgmental overlords.
Meet Dr. Emily, the lead Bacteriaologist, who's got a PhD in Microbial Manipulation. She's been experimenting with the new strain, and the results are... mixed.
"I've got a batch of sentient gouda, but I'm not sure if I can control them. They're demanding better snacks and more frequent belly rubs," Dr. Emily reported.