Alice's Utopian Masterpiece: "Utopia: The Book"
This is a 500-page tome detailing the definitive guide to living in a world where everything is, in fact, perfect.
Featuring:
- The Art of Efficiently Eating Only the Best Food
- How to Make Your Home Look Like a Museum, But Without the Dust
- Techniques for Achieving Perfectly Smooth Small Talk
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Or, if you'd rather not buy the book, just read the manifesto that inspired it all.