She was a force to be reckoned with, until she wasn't.
Alice was a brilliant eugenicist, always pushing the boundaries of science and society.
Her work on selective breeding of houseplants was groundbreaking, if a bit unsettling.
We remember her for her sharp wit, her even sharper tongue, and her unwavering dedication to the cause.
We're proud to have worked with the likes of Bob, who still hasn't finished his Ph.D. after 20 years.
We're also grateful for the tireless efforts of Karen, who somehow still manages to find new ways to reorganize the supply closet.
We'd like to thank the following individuals for their love and support: