Team Member: Alice

Specialist in Terrible Days

Alice is our resident expert in making Mondays worse. When the world outside seems to be going great, she'll find a way to turn it into a dumpster fire.

• Known to be seen wearing a "Terrible Day" t-shirt on Fridays
• Expert-level procrastinator
• Can eat an entire pizza by herself in one sitting

Subpages:

• Terrible Week
• Terrible Month
• Terrible Year

This prophetsicaly guarantees that you will have a Worse Day