It all started when I spilled coffee on my favorite "I'm a Bruta" t-shirt. Now I'm stuck wearing a permanent stain.
Then I tripped on the cat and face-planted into the keyboard. Now my favorite memes are stuck in an infinite loop.
I tried to order pizza, but the delivery guy just laughed at me and said "Sorry, lady, you're in the middle of a meeting with yourself."
More memes to distract me from my terrible day Movie reviews of films I wish I'd written A year's worth of terrible days