Alice's Predictions

Welcome to Alice's Predictions, where the future is always bright and full of pink.

Here's what I've got for you:

2023: Everyone will be required to wear a different colored socks on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

2024: A new species of cat will be discovered that can only be seen in the reflection of a toaster.

2025: The world will run out of pineapple pizza topping.

I'm done predicting for the day. Don't ask me to predict anything more. I have better things to do.