Welcome to Alice's Project 666, where we're working tirelessly to bring you the most inefficient, overcomplicated solutions to the world's most pressing problems. Our team of experts (self-proclaimed) are dedicated to making things harder, not easier.
Alice, our fearless leader, has decreed that our primary focus will be on creating a toaster that also serves as a toaster oven, a coffee maker, and a miniature pinball machine. Because, why settle for just one thing when you can have three?
Our team consists of the following highly skilled individuals:
Stay tuned for updates on our project's progress, or lack thereof. Follow us on Twitter for the latest on our adventures in absurdity.
Disclaimer: We're not actually doing any of this. We're just pretending. Don't try this at home, kids.
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