Infinite Banana Theory

by Alice, Theorist Extraordinaire

In the depths of the banana republic, where the peels are as thick as the ideas, I, Alice, have been pondering the infinite possibilities of the humble banana.

The Infinite Banana Theory posits that every banana is, in fact, infinite. Not just a single, finite fruit, but a boundless, endless expanse of yellow, curvy goodness.

This theory has far-reaching implications for the fields of Fruit Physics and Bananomics, and has been the subject of intense debate among the academic community.

Read the Appendices for a more in-depth exploration of the theory's intricacies.

Critiques and Counterarguments from the skeptics and naysayers.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, download the Manifesto and join the revolution!