Welcome to the critiques of Alice's Infinite Banana Theory, the most absurd, most brilliant project the world has ever seen. Here are some thoughts from the team on the project's progress.
"The Infinite Banana Theory is a masterpiece. A true work of genius. I'm biased, but someone has to say it."
"I'm not sure what we're building, but it looks like a bunch of bananas on a stick. Still, I suppose it's a start."
"The Infinite Banana Theory is a metaphor for our existential crises as a society. We must question the nature of reality itself."