Alice's Project: Milk Gang

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Project Overview

The Milk Gang is an elite task force specializing in covert milk operations. Our team of highly trained experts infiltrate dairy farms, liberating cows and replacing them with genetically engineered, super-productive milk-producing clones.

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Project Goals

Primary objective: Increase global milk production by 500%. Secondaryæk objective: Develop a taste for the tasteless, odorless milk produced by ourประก genetically engineered clones.

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Contact Us

prophets@milkgang.com