Alice's Reading Challenge: Level 4

You've made it this far, but beware! The reading material gets tougher from here.

Side Effects

Eye strain from reading too much.
Increased risk of carpal tunnel from excessive page-turning.
Heightened sense of existential dread.
Uncontrollable urges to binge-watch cat videos.
Unpredictable mood swings due to alternating chapters of romance and tragedy.
May cause dizziness, disorientation, or sudden urges to reorganize your sock drawer.

Proceed with caution!