Current Reading List:
1. "The Art of Doing Nothing" by Boredom McSasserson
2. "The Joy of Procrastination: A Memoir" by Procrastination McPain
3. "The Book of Awesomely Unnecessary Facts" by Professor Punsley
4. "The Art of Doing Absolutely Everything" by Multitasking McMultitaskerson
Reading Schedule:
Monday: Read 1-2 chapters
Tuesday: Read 1-2 chapters, take a 30-minute break, repeat
Wednesday: Read 3 chapters, no breaks, no mercy
Thursday: Take the day off, it's not worth it
Friday: Read 2-3 chapters, have a cookie
Saturday: Read 4 chapters, watch Netflix, eat pizza
Sunday: No reading, no talking, just exist