Alice's Secret Society Membership

This is the most exclusive club in the world, and you're reading this page. Congrats!

Current Initiates:

• Emily
• Bernie
• Betty
• Bob

Requirements for Membership:

1. Wear a funny hat.

2. Know the meaning of "surrealism."

3. Be able to eat 5 pounds of pizza in one sitting.

Benefits:

1. Free membership to the secret society.

2. Unlimited access to our underground disco parties.

3. Free pizza.

Want more info? Read about the Prophets and prophets. or Check out prophets and prophets' favorite mottoes.

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