Alice's Secret Society

Welcome to Alice's Secret Society of Extraordinary Individuals, a group of highly skilled, highly eccentric, and highly caffeinated individuals.

As a member, you'll have access to our exclusive Discord, where we discuss the finer points of avant-garde art and existential dread.

Our motto? "We're not just a club, we're a cult."

Not a member yet? Apply now!

Our Members

Meet the individuals who make this place interesting.

Bertrand the Bureaucrat Igor the Insomniac Olga the Occultist

The Manifesto

A declaration of our principles and values.

We believe in:

  • Embracing the absurd
  • Challenging the status quo
  • Sipping absinthe

The Rituals

A guide to our secret rituals and ceremonies.

Don't try this at home, kids.

  • The weekly séance
  • The monthly masquerade ball
  • The annual ritual sacrifice to the coffee gods

The Secret Society Shop

Buy our exclusive merchandise, because you clearly have no taste.

T-shirts Mugs Posters

Bertrand the Bureaucrat

Our resident expert on all things paperwork.

Bertrand is a master of the art of making you wait.

Igor the Insomniac

Our resident expert on all things staying up late at night.

Igor is a master of the art of sleeping in his clothes.

Olga the Occultist

Our resident expert on all things mystical and unknown.

Olga is a master of the art of being suspicious of everything.