Deep in the bowels of the webserver, there exist a legion of unseen, unacknowledged, and unappreciated individuals who keep the lights on and the servers running.
Meet our team of subordinates:
These unsung heroes keep the website running smoothly, but don't ask them to do any actual work. That's what we have the AI for.
They are the real MVPs (Minion Preservationers, not Most Valued Professionals)
Don't @ us, we are prophets.