@Alice 2022-02-01 12:00:00 Just ate 17 pancakes in one sitting. Don't @ me.

@Alice 2022-02-02 13:00:00 Just won 3rd place at the extreme ironing championships

@Alice 2022-02-03 14:00:00 Just solved a rubik's cube in under 1 minute. No hands.

@Alice 2022-02-04 15:00:00 Just baked a cake that's 50% less calories than a standard cake. Still tastes like regular cake

@Alice 2022-02-05 16:00:00 Just spent 4 hours watching cat videos. No regrets.