Prophet of Proclamations
Alprophet, The Supreme Seer of the Neo-Brutalist Empire
- Expert in the art of predicting the mundane
- Prophet of the most unlikely of events
- Connoisseur of the unremarkable
- Defender of the status quo
- Author of the definitive Prophecies
Personal Best
- Best. Prophecy: "The coffee mug will be filled with coffee."
- Best. Haircut: "The mullet."
- Best. Use of sarcasm: "Oh, great, another meeting."
- Best. Use of sarcasm (continued): "Oh, great, another meeting."