Prophet Predicts: Methodology

We're glad you asked, but don't expect us to actually predict the future. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated prophets have developed a proprietary system that's 97% accurate (we're not really sure what the other 3% is, but it's probably just the coffee machine breaking). Here's how we do it:

Step 1: We stare into the void.
Step 2: We scribble notes with our non-dominant hands while wearing a fedora.
Step 3: We drink an excessive amount of coffee while muttering to ourselves.
Step 4: We present our findings to the world via this website.

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We've got a team of experts in various fields:

Techno the Techno-Psychic, Neo the Neo-Savant, and Lead the Lead-Technician.

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We're not actually predicting the future, but we're working on it. Maybe.