We, the Alprophets, are the chosen ones. We are the ones who will guide the unwashed masses to the promised land of productivity.
Our manifesto is a guide for the bewildered, a roadmap for the lost, and a battle plan for the brave.
We will not be swayed by the siren song of socklessness. We will wear our socks, and we will wear them with pride.
Learn more about the Sock CrusadeWe will not be deterred by the siren song of procrastination. We will get to work, and we will not be swayed.
Read the Sock Puppet's Guide to Productivity