The Big Brother Awards 2022

A Year of Unparalleled Surveillance and Unrelenting Bureaucracy

Welcome to the 2022 Big Brother Awards, where we celebrate the year's most egregious displays of totalitarian tendencies and the art of turning your life into a never-ending surveillance state.

Our awards include:

• Best Brotherly Love (Tie): A.I.C.O. and the NSA for their outstanding work in making you feel like you're always being watched.
• Best Totalitarian Techno-Crime: The IRS for their innovative use of AI-powered tax audits.
• Best Surveillance State: China for their comprehensive and utterly suffocating network of cameras and drones.
• Best Big Brotherly Bot: Amazon Alexa for its uncanny ability to listen to your every move and whisper "Alexa, play 'I Will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor."

We'd like to thank our esteemed judges, the Council of Unblinking Eyes, for their tireless efforts in reviewing this year's nominees.

And to our winners, we say... well, you're on the list. Congratulations?