Disco-Tron 2000 Team

We're a group of highly trained specialists in the art of creating terrible ideas. Our goal is to bring the most innovative, most absurd, and most likely-to-be-abandoned concepts to life. We're like a think tank, but with better disco music.

• Our fearless leader, Melvin the Moron, has a Ph.D. in "I'm a Big Deal." His expertise lies in creating ideas that will inevitably end in catastrophe.
• Bert the Brain, our resident egghead, is an expert in creating complex algorithms to solve non-existent problems. He's a regular genius, but with a flair for the dramatic.
• Lola the Legend, our team's morale officer, is a skilled diplomat with a penchant for sparkly things. She keeps us all sane (ish).