Our team of highly trained experts (and one janitor) decided to tackle the age-old problem of toast. "But not just any toast," we said. "We want to make a machine that prints infinite, endless, never-ending TOAST."
We spent countless hours researching, designing, and testing, and finally, our machine was ready. It was a behemoth of a contraption, with spinning wheels, whirring gears, and a motor that would have made a DeLorean proud.
But, as it turned out, our machine had a few... let's call them "issues." It printed toast with a consistency that was more "charred-to-burnt" than "golden-brown-perfect." And the smell? Well, let's just say it was a unique combination of burnt bread and despair.
Despite (or, let's be real, because of) the numerous setbacks, we're proud of our creation. It's a testament to the human spirit's ability to take on seemingly insurmountable challenges. And who knows? Maybe one day, someone will come along and perfect the art of printing infinite, perfect toast. A toast to us, and to toast!
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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try navigating the Infinite Toast Maze for a chance to win a year's supply of bread!