Bad Idea Encyclopedia: Volume 3

Entry 3: The Inflatable Unicorn

The Inflatable Unicorn is a product designed by our team of expertly qualified engineers to solve all of your problems. It's a large, inflatable unicorn head that you can place on your office desk, and it will somehow magically fix all of your productivity issues.

• Side effects may include:
• Unicorn-induced happiness spikes
• Unintended use of the word "majestic" in your everyday vocabulary
• Temporary blindness in one eye due to excessive staring at the unicorn's sparkly horn

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