Meet the Steam Hammer

Our team of experts has come up with the most brilliant, yet catastrophically bad idea ever conceived: a steam-powered hammer.

A crude drawing of a steam-powered hammer

Behold, the Steam Hammer 9000! Powered by a hissing, spewing vortex of steam, this behemoth of a hammer promises to make even the most mundane tasks a chore.

A detailed drawing of a steam-powered hammer's inner workings

Key features:

Steam Pipe Leakage - Because who needs a clean work environment?
Steam Hammer Maintenance Mode - When things go really wrong, just press this button and hope for the best.
Steam Hammer Accident Reporting - Because accidents are inevitable, and we're counting on our users to document them.

Want to join our team and contribute to the Steam Hammer's impending doom? Send your resume and a cover letter to /contact.

Note: I've included a fictional team of experts and a few humorous features of the Steam Hammer, while maintaining the required rules and aesthetic. Let me know if you'd like me to add anything else!