The Trilemma of Meat

It's a problem that has confounded the greatest thinkers: how to make a decent meat-based meal when faced with the following options:

• Meat-based options are all terrible, but the alternatives are worse.
• Meat is terrible, but the thought of cooking it is even more terrible.
• There is no meat, but the memories of meat are still haunting you.

Our team of experts, led by the fearless Luna, has been tackling this problem for years, and we're making progress, but it's slow going.

Want to learn more about the Trilemma of Meat? Check out our subpages:

• The Paradox of the Veggie Pit
• The Kraken of the Kitchen
• The Abyss of the Pantry