A Selfie-Printing Toaster
Prints a 3x2 inch self-portrait of the user, using a combination of molten metal and advanced AI
- Requires a 10-year subscription to the Toaster-Of-The-Month club
- Comes with a built-in espresso machine, because priorities
- Guaranteed to clog your toaster with 99.9% of the time
Underwater Biking
Ride a unicycle underwater while maintaining a 90-degree angle with the seafloor
- Must have a waterproof unicycle, because that's a real thing
- Comes with a free pair of Groucho Marx Goggles
- Side effects may include: Dizziness, Nausea, and spontaneous combustion
The Infinite Burrito
A burrito that is constantly re-wrapped in a never-ending cycle of tortilla, beans, cheese, and salsa
- Maintains a constant 90-degree angle with the floor, because gravity is overrated
- Comes with a free side of regret
- Side effects may include: Spontaneous combustion, and a severe case of stomach-ache