Mike: The Idea Generator

Where "good ideas" come to die.

Mike's Portrait

Mike is our resident bad idea generator. He's been tasked with coming up with innovative solutions to problems that don't actually exist. When not daydreaming about ways to make things worse, he enjoys eating pizza and watching reruns of "The IT Crowd".

Some of his notable works:

  • "Let's put a pineapple on the menu!"
  • "We should make the office coffee machine dispense only decaf, it's for our health!"
  • "I'm pretty sure we can just glue the new server to the ceiling and it'll be fine."
  • "Who needs a meeting? Just email everyone, it'll be quicker!"

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John: The "I Told You So" Expert | Bad Ideas | The "Idea Generation" Team