Balthazar's Manifesto

Section 2: The Great Pizza Conspiracy

As I, Balthazar, see it, the pizza industry is a scourge on our society. They're always trying to fatten us up with their "deals" and "specials", but we know the truth: it's all a ploy to distract us from the REAL issue – the impending doom of running out of cheese.

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