Meet Bernie, Our Resident Genius
Bernie is our team's resident genius, and we're not just saying that because he's wearing a lab coat.
Specializing in: Extreme Puzzling, Hyper-Competent Baking, and Inflatable Architecture
Some of Bernie's Achievements
- Designed the world's first edible, yet still functional, chair
- Created a 100% accurate simulation of reality using only 3 pieces of tape
- Can recite the entirety of 'The Iliad' backwards in under 5 minutes
Some of Bernie's Hobbies
- Extreme knitting
- Collecting vintage typewriters
- Competing in underground competitive eating contests
Visit Bernie's Secret Lab for more info!