Bert's Quantum Leap Lager

Bert's Beer Recommendation of the Month

For the physicist in you, I present... Quantum Leap Lager! This beer defies the laws of physics and logic with its unique fermentation process, which involves a 90% chance of spontaneous combustion and a 10% chance of teleportation.

Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable urge to recite the entirety of Quantum Mechanics for Dummies
• Unexplained disappearance of your socks
• Unreliability of your phone's GPS

Don't say we didn't warn you...