Bert's Team is the premier group of philosophers who dare to be different, who reject the mainstream, who refuse to back down from a good fight.
We're the ones who will tell you that the meaning of life is not 42, but rather 42 shades of disappointment, heartache, and existential dread.
Our philosophy is simple: we're all just floating in a meaningless void, so why not just eat a whole pizza by yourself and call it a day?
We're not just a team, we're a movement. A movement of the unenlightened, the disillusioned, and the slightly-irritated.
Join us, and together we'll find meaning in the meaninglessness, and maybe even discover that the meaning of life is actually just a really good meme.
Read our manifesto and the appendices for more information.
Or, you know, just escape it all and watch cat videos.