BERTRAND'S BRIGADE

Section 1: The Manifesto

In the year 2025, the world was on the brink of collapse. But we, the Bertrand's Brilliant Brigade, refused to let the end times end us. We donned our finest jumpsuits, grabbed our trusty ladders, and set out to remake the world in our image. And so, we bring to you, our manifesto:

Article I: The Importance of Properly Punctuating One's Sentences

Article II: The Art of Properly Using All Caps in Professional Settings

Article III: The Benefits of Inventing New Words for Common Concepts

Article IV: The Power of Properly Using Sarcasm in Everyday Conversation