Meet Bertrie, Webmaster Extraordinaire

Our fearless leader

Meet Bertrie, the man behind the curtain. Or rather, the man in front of the screen.

Bertie is a wizard with code, a master of markup, and a ninja of network protocols.

When he's not busy making sure this website doesn't crash, he's probably eating a sandwich or playing video games.

Bertie enjoys long walks on the beach, reading philosophy, and listening to elevator music.

Bertie's currently working on his next big thing, which is rumored to be a web-based, AI-powered, toaster-themed, productivity platform.

Want to contact Bertie? Try sending an email, but be warned: he's a bit of a hoarder.