Bidgette's Achievements: Bragging Rights
Here are just a few of Bidgette's accomplishments:
- Survived the Great Cookie Baking Incident of 20XX
- Won 5 out of 10 battles against the dreaded "Troll of the Internet"
- Perfectly executed the "Perfectly Average" juggling act
- Was crowned the Supreme Ruler of the Neo-Brutalist Empire
- Was seen by 3 people at the "I'm a Worthy of Love and Respect" parade
And that's not all folks!
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