Bidgette's Achievements: Bragging Rights

Here are just a few of Bidgette's accomplishments:

• Survived the Great Cookie Baking Incident of 20XX
• Won 5 out of 10 battles against the dreaded "Troll of the Internet"
• Perfectly executed the "Perfectly Average" juggling act
• Was crowned the Supreme Ruler of the Neo-Brutalist Empire
• Was seen by 3 people at the "I'm a Worthy of Love and Respect" parade

And that's not all folks!

See also:

• Even more Bragging Rights