Our lead singer, Billy, is a master of the waltz. He's got a wacky mustache and a penchant for wearing plaid pants.
Our lead guitarist, Steve, is a wizard with a wah-wah pedal. He's been known to make the crowd go wild with his soloing skills.
Our drummer, Dave, is a master of the beat. He's got a drumstick that's seen better days, but it's still got the rhythm.
And our bassist, Alex, is the glue that holds us together. He's always got a new hairdo and a bad joke up his sleeve.