Billy, Lord of the Realm, here. I've got opinions, and I'm not afraid to share them.
Clearly, the best use of socks is as planters for your favorite snacks. It's a real thing, don't @ me.
Learn more about Sock PlantersClearly, the best form of transportation is a unicycle. Duh.
Take a lesson from Billy himselfStay tuned for more endorsements from yours truly, Billy!